….Of Trouble. A Lawton man is going to jail after he was spotted stuffing women’s underwear down his pants at Kmart Tuesday night. The suspect also pilfered a sporty man's thong for himself. The “responsible” young man did stop and pick up some contraceptives before leaving for his planned romantic encounter.
Instead he was “encountered” by security in the parking lot. The man took the items “for my girl, I was thinking about her,” the 26 year-old said. I’m sure he was. My PSA: Some agencies, like the health department, give contraceptives out for free. No stealing involved.
To my Okie Sisters in Idabel: If you are thinking “Honeymoon,” I’m right there with you!

I was an Manager-type person at Wal-mart in a previous life. This kind of thing happened a couple of times on my watch in a store in Albuquerque, NM. Only they were for his personal use. OMG!
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Posted by: Jeff Shaw | November 21, 2008 at 12:08 PM
OMG! You understand us! Not a lot of people got that wedding post. Great Oklahoma minds think a like.
Posted by: idabel | November 21, 2008 at 02:20 PM